gasoline, kerosene

Hey, I'm Emma. I'm a 16 y/o bisexual from the US. I'm not very good at talking to people, and while I probably won't initiate a conversation (or even say hello), I will try to reply to any messages I receive!

I mostly just reblog things I find funny or things relating to interests of mine, but if I do start reblogging things that make you uncomfortable, I will tag posts at your request so they get caught by your blacklist filter.



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Reblogged from sapphicdalliances

sapphicdalliances:

the world is incredible. there are girls in this world, and there are also dogs. you can put melted cheese on any type of potato.  sometimes flowers grow even when nobody is there to water them. right now on this same planet where we live there are people who are in love with each other kissing each other on the nose. emotions and colours are both things that exist. everything is so great

(via hitlerhadapenis)

Reblogged from grawly

grawly:

grawly:

i have this 17 second 3d animation of a humanoid shark in a flannel shirt and jeans dancing and i have no idea what to do with it

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(via grawly)

Reblogged from neptunain

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

(via dampfen-mist)

Reblogged from almanzapedia

Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

Reblogged from catleecious
thekatediary:

disgustinganimals:

cetaprincipissa:

disgustinganimals

it’s defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.
i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.  
eyes too sleepy.
tummy too wiggly.
i don’t want any of this.

what a weird worm

thekatediary:

disgustinganimals:

cetaprincipissa:

disgustinganimals

it’s defensive posture is lackluster and reflexes are slow.

i don’t even think it realizes that the human has defeated its back feetsy.  

eyes too sleepy.

tummy too wiggly.

i don’t want any of this.

what a weird worm

(Source: catleecious, via sugar-apocalypse)

Reblogged from briannathestrange

scriptorsapiens:

thingsamylikes:

briannathestrange:

There are so many tiny things to notice in this shot. First off, look at Merida’s absolutely frantic breathing in the first and second gifs and the desperate squirming in the third. There are also so many subtle changes in facial features as terror comes over her. I’m mesmerized in the second gif where her eyes widen very briefly and she takes in air before she screams. Then there’s Mor’du. The muscles jiggling as he roars, the saliva strings, and lest we forget the flickering flames in his eyes. It’s amazing they fit this much great animation and wee details in a few-second shot.

This is the best depiction of pants-shitting fear ever animated. All she can do is cling to the ground and scream.

Wouldn’t be surprised if close loud noises become major triggers for poor Merida after this.

#pants-shitting fear

(via sugar-apocalypse)

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Reblogged from ssohkpc
Reblogged from starrygate

hanamaehata:

etwogami:

neofurry:

you’re trapped in a room and the only escape is through a door that leads to the dangan ronpa fandom and the other leads to the snk fandom which do u choose

stay in that trapped room forever

so i guess you’d be stuck, then. perhaps in some kind of home.

(Source: starrygate, via slendermoon)

Reblogged from overratedsuicide

overratedsuicide:

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION TO JUST BE HAPPY

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ANXIETY TO JUST STOP WORRYING

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH AN ED TO JUST EAT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH PTSD TO JUST GET OVER IT

STOP TELLING PEOPLE WITH ADHD/ADD TO JUST CALM DOWN

(via slendermoon)

Reblogged from cubejello
cubejello:

This is the only boy who hasn’t experienced any angst, protect him at all cost

cubejello:

This is the only boy who hasn’t experienced any angst, protect him at all cost

(via slendermoon)

Reblogged from wyvernsdreams

Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

konpozaa:

ryuredwingsreturn:

silentcartoon:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

FEAR ME. THE MIGHTY ENTEI.

RAWR MOTHER FUCKAHS.

….I’m a Shellos.

BRAIXEN!!! Cutie fire fox aw yiss

(via slendermoon)

Reblogged from gnarly

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via slendermoon)

Reblogged from original-plastic

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via punkmonksteven)

Reblogged from cactiofficial

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

(via slendermoon)