the loser has to commit... ...swimppuku

Hey, I'm Emma.

I'm a 16 y/o bisexual from the US.

If you'd like to say hey, I'm all for it :)



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Reblogged from rosereturns

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via crrocs)

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liroxiv:

you have yard sards

they have yale sales

I have

image

(Source: instagram.com, via railswithpails)

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lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

(via crrocs)

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unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

(via derpiehooves)

Reblogged from supermandreaming

jivets:

and-the-blackhearts:

these are the most beautiful places in this world.

Take me here.

(Source: supermandreaming, via derpiehooves)

Reblogged from heatoise

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

(via derpiehooves)

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crimewave420:

unfauxgettable:

TUMBLR, I NEED YOUR HELP
my mother trapped me in SKELETON HELL when i was born. recently i made a deal with her. she said if this post can get 50K notes , she will release me from SKELETON HELL.  come on tumblr, if we can get a girl a chicken, surely we can do this!
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

why would you want to leave skeleton hell though

crimewave420:

unfauxgettable:

TUMBLR, I NEED YOUR HELP

my mother trapped me in SKELETON HELL when i was born. recently i made a deal with her. she said if this post can get 50K notes , she will release me from SKELETON HELL.  come on tumblr, if we can get a girl a chicken, surely we can do this!

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

why would you want to leave skeleton hell though

(via derpiehooves)

Reblogged from tsvlink25

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

(via punkmonksteven)

Reblogged from fullmetalniku

coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

(Source: fullmetalniku, via punkmonksteven)

Reblogged from textsfromtitanfood

Our new dog is so cute! I’m so happy we have him!

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sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

(Source: agayoflife, via punkmonksteven)

Reblogged from appil
seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

(Source: appil, via punkmonksteven)